casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

casualcissexism:

fartgallery:

I just accidentally broke my owl by dropkicking it down the stairs but its ok because i fixed him

i feel like “accident” and “dropkicking it down the stairs” don’t belong in the same sentence

mayorofnightvale:

teamstarpluskid:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system
imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark
imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear
imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black
imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks
imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

imagine people trying to cover up the amount of black lines they have with foundation because they’re ashamed of all the times they’ve loved and lost

Imagine the plots it would change? No more angst you teenagers wondering if they are in love or not

mayorofnightvale:

teamstarpluskid:

jaxtellerhelps:

tuckedshirts:

pretendersrpa:

slippingintoacomabored:

traumacomplex:

no but imagine the tally marks turning black if their love is requited.

and then imagine the tally marks becoming a scar when the one they love dies.

Imagine someone with no tally marks meeting someone with 50 tally marks

Imagine someone with no tally marks starting to like someone with all tally marks scarred 

imagine aromantics with no tally marks laughing at this tally mark bullshit system

imagine someone afraid of being in love suddenly getting a tally mark

imagine someone married with a single nice black tally mark has a new one just appear

imagine someone with a single scarred mark that refuses to love again gets a new mark and it’s black

imagine someone who falls in love too easily having a lot of marks

imagine nurses at old people homes taking care of people with scarred marks, black marks, and no marks

imagine people trying to cover up the amount of black lines they have with foundation because they’re ashamed of all the times they’ve loved and lost

Imagine the plots it would change? No more angst you teenagers wondering if they are in love or not

tacobelligerent:

tacobelligerent:

I STEPPED ON A FUCKING LEAF AND AT THE SAME TIME SOME KID SCREAMED I THOUGHT IT WAS THE FUCKIN LEAF OMG

why do we always have to reblog my mistakes

empauror:

tumblr during autumn, more like

image

lion-eyes03:

IF HER BRA MATCHES HER PANTIES THEN CONGRATS YOU’RE GETTING LAID

comfort-and-close:

whobloidlostingublerlandsbakerst:

lifeisuselesswithoutpizza:

superwholock-is-my-hell:

allamericanheroine:

asriels:

boys still call girls weak but many girls voluntarily pull parts of their own eyebrows off their faces by sheer force on a regular basis who the hell do they think they’re calling weak

#dont even get me started on bikini waxing

cramps

liquid eyeliner

Birthgiving

dealing with boys. 

bigenderbeatnik:

nentuaby:

bigenderbeatnik:

Do you think Ravenclaws ever argue with the door to their tower? I bet they do. Like, the eagle says their answer to the riddle is wrong, but they argue the point and the eagle eventually comes around to their side and lets them in. 

Heck, I bet there’s a special, secret lounge accessible only to students who convincingly give the door an answer it hadn’t had in mind.

You’re a good egg. 

wildflower-faerie:


YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

wildflower-faerie:

YES YES A THOUSAND TIMES YES

inkskinned:

skeletal-stoner:

crackedveins:

in-love-with-a-girl:

"when your daughter comes home with her first girlfriend, smile…"

wow this is beautiful and so so relevant

this is perfect.

so lovely to see this going around again. thank you so much my darlings :)

inkskinned:

skeletal-stoner:

crackedveins:

in-love-with-a-girl:

"when your daughter comes home with her first girlfriend, smile…"

wow this is beautiful and so so relevant

this is perfect.

so lovely to see this going around again. thank you so much my darlings :)

nevver:

Meanwhile, Hong Kong

fieryone:

twitch-the-tiny:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.



What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

"by totally ignoring the problem and pulling numbers out yo ass, that’s how"

No, seriously how is this easier than the original way to teach math? What is this even?

fieryone:

twitch-the-tiny:

lovejoyjohnlock:

daniel-rosenfeld:

sunbleached-jacket:

c-a-bergamot:

redbloodedamerica:

liberallogic101:

#CommonCore This is how the Government gets the unemployment rate.

What. The. Fuck. Is. This. Shit.

what “progressive” education in america is turning into.

THE FUCK’S THIS SHIT

what the hell is that supposed to even mean? I had to read over the explanation twice, and I’m taking algebra 2. 

"by totally ignoring the problem and pulling numbers out yo ass, that’s how"

No, seriously how is this easier than the original way to teach math? What is this even?

text posts + supernatural

necromancer:

This is the first image on the Wikipedia article for skeletons

image

WE RIDE AGAINST THE FUCKBOYS TONIGHT

itsmisho-o:

Q3 After waking up, what’s the first thing you do?

Tora: I smoke.

— Where?

Tora: In the room

Q4 What do you wear when you sleep?

Tora: There’s no change. I’ll just go sleep with whatever I’m wearing

Q5 Girl, what do you want her to wear when she sleeps

Tora: I want her to…