*points at your girlfriend* you gonna eat that
sexual pun or hannibal reference i can’t decide
im a wimp when it comes to waxing my legs so i figured out a way to do it.
so basically um im horny
do you know what these all say?
"hi horny im dad"
my songs have vague suspicions about what you did in the dark
let’s precariously light these objects up
i am moderately aflame
17 years old and i still don’t know how to properly respond to “whats up?”
you fucked up
I CAN’T STOP LAUGHING IT HURTS
I’VE WAITED MY WHOLE LONELY LIFE FOR THIS TO APPEAR ON MY DASH.
Damn, this girl was prepared.
She learned from experience. That look on her face is one who found out all of Jack-Jack’s powers through trial by fire.
how much do islands cost i want one
Less than a college education
what the fuck